squeegee tales

ugh

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 20:41:38 -0500

guys i haven’t been on tumblr for twelve days

i don’t even want to get started

can someone just tell me what happened on the internet for the past two weeks

the-absolute-funniest-posts: blameaspartame: riding away from...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:21:29 -0500

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

blameaspartame:

riding away from the haters on my dog chariot

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

Things I need

the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it...

Mon, 28 May 2012 18:00:18 -0500

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

In honor of my weekend with christa.

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Mon, 28 May 2012 11:56:00 -0500

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Mon, 28 May 2012 05:51:27 -0500

Animals With Stuffed Animals Of Themselves

Sun, 27 May 2012 17:52:40 -0500

youarenotyou:

fracturedrefuge:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

momologue:

And my favorite:

Oh sweet Jesus, this post.

Officially fucking deceased.

i can’t even handle this post

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Sun, 27 May 2012 11:57:11 -0500

kingdomofcorona: Real life: Tumblr: Most accurate post on tumblr So accurate it HURTS

Sun, 27 May 2012 05:57:24 -0500

kingdomofcorona:

Real life:

Tumblr:

Most accurate post on tumblr

So accurate it HURTS

queennubian: agirloficeandfire: andtherebyhangsatale: OH MY...

Sat, 26 May 2012 18:00:42 -0500

queennubian:

agirloficeandfire:

andtherebyhangsatale:

OH MY GOD THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.

<3

you gonna learn today!

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Sat, 26 May 2012 11:48:54 -0500

Name 10 Things That Aren't Skrillex

Sat, 26 May 2012 05:43:01 -0500

madmaryholiday:

slubcoda:

monckey4:

hollahollagetdolla:

bassrush:

Oh my fucking shit

I want to play that.

i’m playing in my head and losing rn

i…i don’t know how to feel about this. part of me wants to fight whoever made this…

and the rest of me is just laughing hysterically.

i probably need more sleep.

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Fri, 25 May 2012 17:59:02 -0500

masterofkarateandfriendship: Rocky Raccoon by Andrew...

Fri, 25 May 2012 11:55:03 -0500

masterofkarateandfriendship:

Rocky Raccoon by Andrew Willmore

Rocky Raccoon checked into his room,

Only to find Gideon’s bible.

Rocky had come, equipped with a gun,

To shoot off the legs of his rival.

god i love this song

fullmetalexorcist: pother: jimbobos: windmillzp: woobattier: ...

Fri, 25 May 2012 06:01:12 -0500

fullmetalexorcist:

pother:

jimbobos:

windmillzp:

woobattier:

chipperow:

so i was on the Party City website and I came across this video and i almost cried laughing

this is actually terrifying

its like some sort of terrible cult

baman rave

“What do you want for your birthday, Harold?” “JUSTICE.”

“TOO BAD NOW ALL OF YOU GET DEAD PARENTS.”

“Wait wha—-“

“YOU PUT ON THE MASKS, YOU ACCEPT YOUR FATE”

some child in the adjacent neighborhood is having a slumber party that same night, and they all somberly don joker masks.

this is the part where i was like “okay iron man,...

Thu, 24 May 2012 18:00:17 -0500

this is the part where i was like “okay iron man, you’ve convinced me.”

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Thu, 24 May 2012 11:48:40 -0500

thelittlekneesofbees: thelefthandedwifeinhiding: electricb00bs:...

Thu, 24 May 2012 06:01:27 -0500

thelittlekneesofbees:

thelefthandedwifeinhiding:

electricb00bs:

verhohlen:

lostinthequeue:

superunnaturally:

stilldoingnothing:

cacellcee:

shubaka:

The pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.

It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile.

But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being.

“I am going to @#!*% the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.

OMG I CAN’T

FdAs.snj.fksr,fbuk,rev Fhlfhku,zrsfhuk,zshfuk,drxhukl

omg

internet browser fanfiction; only on tumblr

made me snigger like i’ve never sniggered before.

tumblr i am very concerned right now

the only thing topping this is that time tumblr wrote angst!fic about a picture of a tree branch on a power line

Oh.

smellslikebologna: That is one sassy possession.

Wed, 23 May 2012 18:01:57 -0500

smellslikebologna:

That is one sassy possession.

lorinuhkay: Trying this thing out (Taken with instagram) bo...

Wed, 23 May 2012 11:53:34 -0500

lorinuhkay:

Trying this thing out (Taken with instagram)

bo barks forever

s1utever: gold star 4 t swift we all knew this about taylor...

Wed, 23 May 2012 06:01:24 -0500

s1utever:

gold star 4 t swift

we all knew this about taylor swift, katy perry, etc. truth is, i’ve known people like this in my life who are just as hypocritical. call people out on their shit and educate them on what it’s really like to be an ally.