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fucknobility: rynia: macabrekawaii: hartandsole: mulevariations: Q: What’s hard for you? Tom Waits: Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane. Math is hard. Reading a map. Following orders. Carpentry. Electronics. Plumbing. Remembering things correctly. Straight lines. Sheet rock. Finding a safety pin. Patience with others. Ordering in Chinese. Stereo instructions in German. in luv. I don’t care how old Tom Waits gets I will have sex with him. I will hijack a time machine and have sex with him in 1984 or I will have sex with him now or if Satan forbid he passes away or dies from being stabbed in the kidney in Singapore I will dig up his corpse and fuck his bones because he is Tom Fucking Waits. reblog for this comment ^

fucknobility:

rynia:

macabrekawaii:

hartandsole:

mulevariations:

Q: What’s hard for you? 

Tom Waits: Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane. Math is hard. Reading a map. Following orders. Carpentry. Electronics. Plumbing. Remembering things correctly. Straight lines. Sheet rock. Finding a safety pin. Patience with others. Ordering in Chinese. Stereo instructions in German.

in luv.

I don’t care how old Tom Waits gets I will have sex with him. I will hijack a time machine and have sex with him in 1984 or I will have sex with him now or if Satan forbid he passes away or dies from being stabbed in the kidney in Singapore I will dig up his corpse and fuck his bones because he is Tom Fucking Waits.

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    That about covers it, Tom.
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    omg tom waits ;n; that quote… is my soul. now i want to watch wristcutters again.
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