January 2012
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Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
December 2011
84 posts
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i didn't give one shit about missing e until i saw...
fuck you tumblr, i installed missing e because of your bullshit.
Top Ten Facebook Reactions to the Onion of 2011,...
maeby-tonight:
literallyunbelievable:
10. Hey, science jerks: just get over it already and pray!
9. It’s not true
8. “Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”
7. WHO ARE YOU WHERE AM I
6. “The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man’s heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.”
Holy shit, lmfao
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Gay community apologizes to Amy Koch for ruining... →
Dear Ms. Koch, On behalf of all gays and lesbians living in Minnesota, I would like to wholeheartedly apologize for our community’s successful efforts to threaten your traditional marriage. We are ashamed of ourselves for causing you to have what the media refers to as an “illicit affair” with your staffer, and we also extend our deepest apologies to him and to his wife. These recent events...
the sleigh can't even handle me right now
i was completely spoiled by everyone for christmas, and i still am expecting gifts from my brother, his girlfriend, my dad, and a secret santa.
it really has been the best christmas ever, and i feel so loved.
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gayfriend got me two margaret cho dvds for...
“stoners are like the true christians”.
dear god, i love this woman.
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safe2pee - mapping gender neutral bathrooms,... →
divinityphotography:
stfuconservatives:
msamberhazard:
OMG FINALLY
An awesome app!
And if you know of ones that aren’t on the map, add them!
One teachers approach to preventing gender...
togetherforjacksoncountykids:
“It’s Okay to be Neither,” By Melissa Bollow Tempel
Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got in line for art, and I noticed that she still had not removed her hood. When we arrived at the art room, I said:...
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finding someone to donate sperm is, actually, the...
i don’t even get it
it’s not like you weren’t just going to waste it tonight anyway
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i think i have figured out homestuck.
i’m going to end up reading every single goddamn page of this stupid thing, and i will likely keep up a mild interest in its progress every few weeks or so, and here’s why.
first of all, when you put forth the sheer time wasted to get through the 4000 or so pages for at least two vaguely-congruent ideas to come together, you may as well just read the whole damned thing. i spent that...
i don't understand homestuck.
i’m past 3500 pages and i don’t see all these potential relationships and things to cry about and death and whatever everyone is creaming their pants about.
i feel like i’m doing something wrong.