squeegee tales
ask me anything
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memes that are more useful than actual class
here is a list of deviantart memes that are more helpful than our character...
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i try so hard to like joanna newsom. i really do. i consider it a personal failing that i find her voice so unbearably annoying. like a cat and a...
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such a champ.
Agreed.
Watch the video here if you haven’t already. This girl is awesome!
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consexualsense started following you
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babyduckstothemoon asked: I don't know how much fan mail you get, but you're fucking brilliant. Following you was one of the best internet decisions I ever made. Thank you for the service that you do.
Prior to reading this message the most notable occurrence of my day was “saw a cat”. You just kinda made my day. Go on with your bad self....
Invalid Argument of the Day: At the risk of canceling the Internet and sending everybody home, here’s an audio clip of Nicolas Cage covering LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It” on Capital FM’s Capital Breakfast.
[ontd.]
NOPE
THAT’S IT
INTERNET’S OVER
TIME TO GO HOME
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Submitted by dayanatuna
We promised the world we’d tame it, what were we hoping for?
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Silent Alarm
Bloc Party
Pioneers
sometimes i forget how awesome this album is. it’s nice when i remember.
so do i get it in the mail, or…?
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Adele: I set fire to the rain
Me:
Mom:
Adele: Watched it pour
Me and Adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
Mom: Please get your hand off my face I’m driving.
i may have done this to gayfriend today on the way to the grocery store.
taken on historic Gettysburg’s Steinwehr Avenue.four score and seven snausages please.
Morning Fluff: A dog park — from a dog’s point-of-view.
i wish bus stop wasn’t such a douchebag so we could go to the dog park.
Early Bird Special: Benny The Jukebox plays the hits of the 90’s on his trusty melodica.
[reddit.]
wow, the internet has a lot to offer today.
so i’ve been spending all my time these days working on a handmade comic about being genderqueer
i guess you can say i’m an-draw-genous
WHAT IS THIS AND WHERE IS IT
seriously omg who knows the answer to that
LIZ LET’S GET ONE
The answer you are searching for is here: http://www.stratospherehotel.com/Tower/Rides
This is on the Stratosphere hotel in Las Vegas. Check out the website, and search videos on youtube. This shit is full of crazy badassery!
…. :O Cool!
NOPE FUCK THAT
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decided on thursday updates for now.
here we meet one of our dogs, sink drain.
age - almost 4
breed - boxer [although her ancestry as a deer or a unicorn is evident by the stump on top of her head, manifested as a benign fatty tumor that we once had the opportunity to remove but decided to keep because it is harmless and happens to give her character].
characteristics - limited intelligence, lots of energy [or “stinks”], needs to be in contact with one or, preferably, both of us at all times. affectionate to a fault.
we rescued her a year and a half ago and often speculate on her past, although everything listed is known to have happened due to injuries she has sustained. i’m sure you’ll see some of these speculations when i need a filler.
what do you guys think so far?
my rescue pup of limited intelligence is internet-famous!](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyf0lnT2LI1rn5rqjo1_r1_500.jpg)
decided on thursday updates for now.
here we meet one of our dogs, sink drain.
age - almost 4
breed - boxer [although her ancestry as a deer or a unicorn is evident by the stump on top of her head, manifested as a benign fatty tumor that we once had the opportunity to remove but decided to keep because it is harmless and happens to give her character].
characteristics - limited intelligence, lots of energy [or “stinks”], needs to be in contact with one or, preferably, both of us at all times. affectionate to a fault.
we rescued her a year and a half ago and often speculate on her past, although everything listed is known to have happened due to injuries she has sustained. i’m sure you’ll see some of these speculations when i need a filler.
what do you guys think so far?
my rescue pup of limited intelligence is internet-famous!
