squeegee tales

what is this i don't even
ask me anything
boxer butts

mensrightsactivist:

(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)

(via joestarbucks)

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

(via joestarbucks)

minestuck:

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

(via ruinedchildhood)

(via camoccino)

deerhoof:

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

GOD

(via reblogs3311)

catswithkush:

if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be

(via reblogs3311)

thefrecklebum:

coooode:

And that’s the most frustrating thing about depression. It isn’t always something you can fight back against with hope. It isn’t even something — it’s nothing. And you can’t combat nothing. You can’t fill it up. You can’t cover it. It’s just there, pulling the meaning out of everything. That being the case, all the hopeful, proactive solutions start to sound completely insane in contrast to the scope of the problem.

It would be like having a bunch of dead fish, but no one around you will acknowledge that the fish are dead. Instead, they offer to help you look for the fish or try to help you figure out why they disappeared. 
(x)

You know when you read something that’s so accurate that you don’t know how to words?
Yeah.

How I feel almost every night. D:

(via tryingtoridyoufrommybones)

genocidegeneration:

fasterfood:

if i was a therapist i would have soulja boy as an assistant and every time my patient asked a question that was too emotional like ‘why did my dad leave me’ i would just turn and be like ‘soulja boy tell em’

Then he’d look at them and scream “YOOOUUUUU” and they’d cry

(via reblogs3311)

mindthelspace:

lady-redrum:

staceythinx:

Forms in Nature by Hilden Diaz is a light sculpture that casts shadows resembling tree branches on the surrounding walls.

Plz.

Want.

(via tryingtoridyoufrommybones)

guccicock:

dootzy:

this video will make your day better

Omfg this made me so happy

(via prguitarman)

my dog, who has not been able to go outside completely unleashed at her leisure since we adopted her three years ago, has been so much happier since we moved to a house with a huge yard and a privacy fence.  my family put a third of the fence up themselves and if that’s not love, i don’t know what is.

bronxcheer:

fromonesurvivortoanother:

lots of love this mother’s day for everyone who has a complex relationship with their mom, everyone who has ceased communication with their mom for reasons of self-preservation, and every person whose mom is deceased

This

fuck yes, thank you.

(via reblogs3311)

i never really liked

my name 

much

until i found out 

what it tastes like 

when you sigh it 

into my

mouth

(via jackie-moon)